original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via moriarty)

(via umathurman)

amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

amovible:

margaerypendragons:

I NEED TO TALK ABOUT HOW A 15 YEAR OLD LOOKS OLDER THAN A FUCKING 23 YEAR OLD

I can’t tell which one you’re talking about.

(via britney2007spears)

#omg  #true  

wes anderson movies taught me that fucked up horrifying tragic living circumstances are no excuse not to carefully maintain a cute pastoral aesthetic at all times

(via queermos)

#yep  #thats why  

lmnpnch:

Nebula and Gamora: adopted sisters, daughters of Thanos.

(via stankface)

(via unruhen)

#bye  

(via commanderspock)

#yas  
  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

tyulipan:

drake in the anaconda video and van gogh’s ‘at eternity’s gate’

(via moriarty)

toyota:

PLEASE!

toyota:

PLEASE!

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

#oh my god  #stop